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Get A Load Of These Pumpkins

OK, so it’s not boobs, if that’s where you thought this was going. And technically, we’re not even talkin’ pumpkins; we’re talking about jack-o-lanterns. But not just the usual one — ones you carve for an adult Halloween. The Pornkins Porn Pumpkin Carving Kit comes with tools and 10 different stencils for naughty silhouettes of adults doing dastardly sexual deeds you can carve into your holiday pumpkins.

As a collector of adult things — one with children — I simply cannot do this. Not until the kids are grown and moved far enough away that no grandkids are going to show up in costumes, looking for candy. (If I fear the reaction over artistic nudes and risque vintage pinups, can you imagine this?) But for those of you who can — you simply must! Do it for me.

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