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My Pussy Belongs To Daddy

My Pussy Belongs To Daddy isn’t just a saucy vintage LP cover; it’s an adult novelty record, circa 1957.

The album’s songs sung are by Fay Richmonde (unless otherwise noted), accompanied by The Men Of Passion; the record produced by Joe Davis, and songs written by (unless otherwise, and ambiguously, noted) the same Joe Davis, who is worthy of another link (and yet another link, on the Davis Records label).

Side One

My Pussy Belongs To Daddy — Not quite the spoof of Marilyn Monroe’s My Heart Belongs To Daddy I’d hoped for, but still simpering and pouty.

Sadie’s Still Got The Rag On — Mind-blowingly confusing for those of us who didn’t know being on the rag had anything to do with mumps or bandages on being on your mouth. “Her lips are wrapped, so she can’t speak…”  So she can’t even perform oral sex, maybe? I dunno; you tell me. A true WTF worthy of listening to.

I Want A Man To Gimme Some Luck, credited as written by Gregory — As you imagine, it’s all about a rhyming replacement for fuck.

I Tried It Everywhere, performed by Saul T. Peter, written by Denniker, Holliday — Like Green Eggs & Ham for the sing-along at the stag party.

She Sits Among The Cabbages And Peas, performed by Saul T. Peter — “She sits among the cabbages and peas, with a pretty little pea pot between her knees.” ‘Nuff said. Or not, because “all the boys who pass her way, stand and stare and wish they, were that pretty little pea pot ‘tween her knees.”

Side Two

Don’t Give Me No Goose For Christmas, Santa, performed by Saul T. Peter — At first the lyrics seem very silly (even for this record), but not long after “a goose you know is very very loose,” there’s a request for “a pussy like Aunt Tilly’s.” Which wouldn’t be so bad, except for the incestual bits.

He Forgot His Rubbers, performed by Angelina, co-written by Gregory — Poor Johnny Waters, he forgot his rubbers. Ironic since John Waters is all about condoms.

Hey Mister Ice Man!, performed by Miss Dee — “Won’t you please give me a piece? You’ve got the coolest stuff around.”  I hope the iceman cometh; it gives her “such a thrill.”

Things Are Soft For Grandma, performed by Miss Dee — Now that grandpa’s 84… Jokes abound about old men before the days of Viagra. Interestingly, this predates When I’m 64.

Tony’s Got Hot Nuts — As heard in John Waters’ A Dirty Shame, which is corny and punny as it gets.

If I am every lucky enough to find this gem, I’ll add it to my collection for sure. Even if I have the downloaded MP3s. (Note: The download is an RAR file, compressed files, rather like a ZIP; you can use Open Knife to retrieve the individual songs.)

Details on My Pussy Belongs To Daddy LP variations for collectors can be found here.

PS The Pussywarmers have an album titled My Pussy Belongs To Daddy, which includes a re-do of the LP cover; but they did not cover the titular work itself.

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  1. Judy says

    From your notes: “If I am every lucky enough to find this gem, I’ll add it to my collection for sure.”

    Are you still looking for this on LP? I have one I’m willing to sell.

  2. Silent Porn Star says

    Hey Judy, I’ve sent you an email :)



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