Does "Private Practice" Mean "Divorce Attorney"?

I imagine bald-but-hairy-chested attorney Neil Price swaggering through the discos, gold chains nestled in his sweaty chest hair, passing these out to similar looking married males...



Less work than chasing ambulances; and I'm sure they saved them, making them a pretty good promotional tool.

But still, images of gold-chain-wearing 70's dudes creepily fingering their matchbooks are going to keep me up tonight.

And no, I don't want to know if he had different versions for his potential female clients.

Via eBay.