Gosh, I Love It When A Man Spies Old Condoms And Thinks Of Me

Shon sends the following email alert:

Hey there,

I was at a comic book blog, Mighty God King when I saw he had a link to condom envelopes from the 1930's, so of course, I thought of you.

My personal favorites are a tie between the one that says 'Salome' and the one that states simply, 'The best'. I don't know about you but when I want protection from sexual disease and pregnancy, I want a brand that identifies itself with a woman who used her seductive powers to have a good man beheaded.

With all due respect to Shon's position, I'd have to say I have other favorites. Granted, beheading is a larger male fear in this situation, but my favorites are Poncho...


The reasons why should be obvious.

And Pousse L'amour.

That's got to be (one of) my porn star names.