The Tiny Tim Gold Digger Connection

If someone would have asked me while I was growing up what the connection between Tiny Tim and gold digging was, I would have felt the answer lie in anyone who dated him. (Later on I found Tiny Tim to be nearly as sexy as Emo Philips -- don't mock, he got Judy Tenuta. Which is yet more proof that smart sexy women dig men smart enough to be funny. OK, and it's proof of my age. Moving on.)

The true answer regarding Tiny Tim and gold diggers is the song Tip Toe Through The Tulips With Me.


Image of sheet music via We Have Your Collectibles.