Sophia "No Sheet" Loren

Sophia Loren has promised another striptease if the 72-year-old actress' favorite team, Napoli, is promoted to the Italian top flight this season. (Source.)

Some may be saying Loren is too old to promise (scare) us such a thing, but remember, not long ago she posed for that calender -- see my first link -- and so is it too hard to imagine her without the sheet? People have been doing it for decades... *wink*