Help for Genitals

Humans are never happy with their appearance. Websites and searches for sex enchancement products tell us this, as do all the other adverting and marketing we are bombarded with on a daily basis.

But the human quest to modify or control genitalia has a history. It's not just items for pleasure or chastity, but there is a history for other problems as well...

Perhaps you want to rid yourself of your menstrual blood without having to wait for it's natural release... Try the Menstrual Blood Extractor.

(I warn you to consider seriously if you really want the look at the prolapsed uterus they suggest in the link!)

I actually remember books on menstrual extraction in the 70's -- along with mirror parties in which women gathered to look at their own (and each other's) labia and cervix. (I shall try to find those books for you!)

Men, you are not exempt from improvement inventions.

The Universal Penis Expander is for you.

Shocking to see this on a small child, I know. What parents think their son will need this? Don't babies and small children have large/exaggerated looking genitalia as it is?

For more on the penis extenders, click the 'history' link at the site.

Are these products practical? Freakish? I don't know, you tell me.

Certainly we have needs or desires which inspire such inventions.